frlcker:

do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in

(via phobias)

meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

(via phobias)

stuck-in-the-frondzone:

enures:

If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?

Holy fuck this messed me up

(via encourage)

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(via phobias)

• parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
• me: what do you wanna know